Still not hyped for Red Dead Redemption 2??? But Brah!! The Horse testicles feature shrinkage in cold weather!! (For whatever reason that was even needed..)

Seriously though, the game is looking prettier than Miss Mable did Friday night at the weekly hoedown at town hall! Take your time with these 28 screenshots. Enjoy them. Share them with your friends. Because a month from now on October 26th, Red Dead Redemption 2 will be in your hands. Then come November, the Red Dead Online beta begins. If it’s as good as GTAV, peeps will be playing this game for years to come.