Look, I’ll admit! I’m behind on reporting the biggest PlayStation news to you all! I APOLOGIZE!! Since you probably already know all about this, I’ll keep it short.

This God of War Stone Mason special edition is freagin’ great!!! LOOK AT IT!!

If you hate small print, here is a list of all the goodies that it comes with!!

• Full God of War PS4 game

• 9″ Kratos & Atreus Statue by Gentle Giant

• Steelbook Case

• 2″ Huldra Brothers Carvings

• Exclusive Lithograph

• Cloth Map

• Stone Mason’s Ring

• Mimir’s Head Talking Keychain

• 2″ Horse and Troll Carvings

• Digital Contents Include:

◦ Defender of the Chosen Shield

◦ Death’s Vow Armor Set

◦ Exile’s Guardian Shield

God of War Digital Comic #0 by Dark Horse

God of War Digital Mini Artbook by Dark Horse

◦ Dynamic Theme

All for the small price of uh, $149.99!! My only question: how many do you plan on buying?? There still isn’t a release date as of me typing this, but it could come soon. Maybe.

If you’re down to preorder, Amazon and Gamestop are ready to take your money, Brah!